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Aug. 30th, 2004 @ 03:46 pm Announcement as of 1600 hours
Current Mood: worriedworried
It is important to announce to the General public that during last couple of hours, I have been in the war room with my staff. Apparently, there has been a severe uprising in the tourist-city Wutai. Apparently they don't approve of the new policies we've been enacting to ensure their security. Unfortunately, the units within the city have been severely weakened and the static-material to launch a counter-offensive simply doesn't exist. As of, we've declared the city a Fortress and have pulled back any units present within until any counter-offensive can be staged. Fresh divisions from locations here in Midgar and from Junon are being transported over as we speak, and we hope to launch an offensive to regain control of the Fortress by tommorow. We highly recommend to all tourists to cancel their trips to this island for their own safety. Please keep in mind that we have retreated for strategic reasons ONLY, and that we have the entire situation under FULL control. Thank you. 
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From:huntress_yuffie
Date:August 30th, 2004 02:11 pm (UTC)
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THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! No more tourists! Your tiny little army got beaten by a 16-year-old! I'm going to go celebrate now. Ciao.
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From:heidegger_
Date:August 30th, 2004 09:36 pm (UTC)
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Surrender at once, or we will see to it that your city soon ceases to exist.
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From:__idontcare__
Date:September 1st, 2004 09:09 pm (UTC)
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But, why'd you guys do that?
From:king_of_souls
Date:August 31st, 2004 09:35 am (UTC)
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You're a sissy.
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From:heidegger_
Date:August 31st, 2004 01:28 pm (UTC)
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Ohh, what do we still have you doing around here? *calls in two gaurds* Gaurds, go make him do dishes or something...
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From:__idontcare__
Date:September 1st, 2004 12:18 pm (UTC)
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Would it be wrong to call you a dickweed?
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From:heidegger_
Date:September 1st, 2004 01:37 pm (UTC)
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You're out of line, soldier. Or perhaps you wish to face a coutmartial?
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From:__idontcare__
Date:September 1st, 2004 09:08 pm (UTC)
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Not really.
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From:__idontcare__
Date:September 1st, 2004 09:08 pm (UTC)
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...um...sir...
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From:heidegger_
Date:September 1st, 2004 09:11 pm (UTC)
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I didn't think so. And I don't think you want to find yourself on the front.
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From:_v_valentine
Date:September 2nd, 2004 04:09 pm (UTC)
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Sounds to me like someone got thier asses kicked.